Millennial Champion Gifts

"I hire millennials because the boomers can't figure out our technology."

Wifi in Hell

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"He's an indoor cat."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Woke Jersey Shore

"The season finale of the world is near."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

Man bun tending

Competitions.

"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

"I can't believe I didn't make the football team!"

Disloyal

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

"Whenever I meet somebody, I try and accept them for who I am."

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

Boss, can we change the Muzak? There's only so much Duran Duran I can take. Forget it. I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee. Music isn't supposed to be cynical. Little known fact: Duran Duran is 2% more mouth-watering than Oingo Boingo.

"Hi. We're all in the eighteen-to-thirty-four-year-old age group that you're a member of. Come on out and play with us."

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

Millenial Peacock

"Excuse me, but I happen to identify as a left-handed person and this is a right-handed mug."

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

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