Millennial Champion Pillows

"I hire millennials because the boomers can't figure out our technology."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"He's an indoor cat."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"We added it just for the millenials."

Woke Jersey Shore

"The season finale of the world is near."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Competitions.

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

Man bun tending

"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."

"Whenever I meet somebody, I try and accept them for who I am."

"I can't believe I didn't make the football team!"

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

"Hi. We're all in the eighteen-to-thirty-four-year-old age group that you're a member of. Come on out and play with us."

Millenial Peacock

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

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