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"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Phoenix

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"I feel so seen right now."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'It'll help the economy and the environment, Mr. President -- biodegradable money!'

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'So, how's things going at work? We found a boot when we did your colonoscopy.'

'I think it's amazing that they were able to reattach a man's hand to his ankle.'

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Team!

Greece is a very small market

A Cobra with prosthetic fangs.