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"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Phoenix

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"I feel so seen right now."

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

'It'll help the economy and the environment, Mr. President -- biodegradable money!'

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'So, how's things going at work? We found a boot when we did your colonoscopy.'

'I think it's amazing that they were able to reattach a man's hand to his ankle.'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

'His heartbeat has been like that ever since he had the pig valve installed.'

Greece is a very small market

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