Milky Wayfarer T-Shirts

'No Rashid, I didn't bring the milk... did you?'

Airlines

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hither and Yon sign

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Sleeping Beauty

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

OM, SWEET OM

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

"You guys go on. My crowdfunding came through."

"Welcome aboard! You now have access to over 8 million TV shows! 2 billion movies! 4 gazillion music stations! And about 7 minutes before our internet poops out."

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

Flight nap

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

You Are Lost Here.

Street Smarts.

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'