Milky Wayfarer Mugs

'No Rashid, I didn't bring the milk... did you?'

Airlines

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hither and Yon sign

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Sleeping Beauty

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

OM, SWEET OM

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

Meaning of Life $5.00

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

You Are Lost Here.

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

Flight nap

"Welcome aboard! You now have access to over 8 million TV shows! 2 billion movies! 4 gazillion music stations! And about 7 minutes before our internet poops out."

Street Smarts.

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

"Ladies and gentleman, the cabin door is now closed. You may now celebrate the triumph of an empty middle seat in your row."