Wayfarer T-Shirts

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Hither and Yon sign

Airlines

'You lifted your head.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The World Wide Web.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

A man cheers

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Wifi whore

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

We don't have wi-fi.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Internet' 'Internot'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Questions Online

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Wifi Addict. . .

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here