Vegetarian Wayfarer T-Shirts

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Airlines

Hither and Yon sign

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

No Dogs Allowed

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"How's the soya, dear?"

'The flowers look good.'

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

Flight nap

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

"The vegans are going to be unbearable after this!"

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

An Oarsman

'Oh, dad, you DO remember I'm a vegan? Do you mind if i don't say cheese?'

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'