Vegetarian Wayfarer Pillows

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Airlines

Hither and Yon sign

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

No Dogs Allowed

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

Flight nap

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

'The flowers look good.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

"How's the soya, dear?"

"I'm in the mood for meat."

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

"The vegans are going to be unbearable after this!"

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

Vegan Burgers. We're expanding output, but you created confusion by telling customers that we're "beefing up" production.

An Oarsman

'Oh, dad, you DO remember I'm a vegan? Do you mind if i don't say cheese?'

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.