Milky Way Tourist T-Shirts

Celebrate their space adventures with our whimsical Milky Way tourist t-shirts. A fun way for star lovers to showcase their celestial passion in everyday style.

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"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy." mockup

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles." mockup

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

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Blue Origin

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* Let's stop here, they seem nice! mockup

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

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Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money." mockup

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

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Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa. mockup

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

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An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force. mockup

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

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"You are here"

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Celestial Navigation

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Moon Souvenirs

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"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way." mockup

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

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UFO

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"So this is where it all ends up. . ." mockup

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

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"I love it....but lose the bodies" mockup

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

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I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt. mockup

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

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"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people." mockup

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

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"Could you help me with this?"

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Mars-A-Lago

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'Looks like the Germans were here first.'

'Looks like the Germans were here first.' mockup

'Looks like the Germans were here first.'

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'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.' mockup

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

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'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.' mockup

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

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"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins." mockup

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

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"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back." mockup

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

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The suite hereafter.

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'They're more advanced than I thought. It only took him five seconds to refold that map.'

'They're more advanced than I thought. It only took him five seconds to refold that map.' mockup

'They're more advanced than I thought. It only took him five seconds to refold that map.'

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"So you want to see the hot spots, huh?"

"So you want to see the hot spots, huh?" mockup

"So you want to see the hot spots, huh?"

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Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark. mockup

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

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Everest Sign in Heaven

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'No Rashid, I didn't bring the milk... did you?'

'No Rashid, I didn't bring the milk... did you?' mockup

'No Rashid, I didn't bring the milk... did you?'

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"Honk if you know Jesus."

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"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

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Passport to eternity

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Milky Way Tourist T-Shirts Collection

Milky Way Tourist Mugs

Discover our collection of galactic mugs, perfect for the Milky Way tourist with a passion for all things celestial.

Milky Way Tourist Pillows

Find cosmic comfort with our space-inspired pillows, made for star seekers and universe dreamers.

Milky Way Tourist Prints

Decorate your space with beautiful prints of the galaxy, perfect for the Milky Way tourist’s celestial collection.