Moonlighting Marvel T-Shirts

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

Burning the midnight oil.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

Moon Romance

"What the hell was in that?!"

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'I had to quit my night job. The boss badgered me so much that I couldn't get any sleep.'

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

Greece is a very small market

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

King George VI

"This must be the Easter Bunny."

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

"Oh come on. Nobody ever reads the terms and conditions."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

The Source of Rain

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

"Hi, I'm your moderator and it's my job today to keep your meeting interesting!"

Moon Vacuuming

Artist and night

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Hmmm....Looks familiar."