Moonlighting Marvel T-Shirts

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

Burning the midnight oil.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

Moon Romance

"What the hell was in that?!"

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'I had to quit my night job. The boss badgered me so much that I couldn't get any sleep.'

Greece is a very small market

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

King George VI

The Source of Rain

Artist and night

Moon Vacuuming

"Hi, I'm your moderator and it's my job today to keep your meeting interesting!"

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

"This must be the Easter Bunny."

"Attention please! This evening's sacrifice has been cancelled. The virgin has called in sick. Again."

"Oh come on. Nobody ever reads the terms and conditions."

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'