Milky Friend Maker Gifts

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

How to draw a martian!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Working at a brewery.

Angelicus alcholicus.

I'll take this one here.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Jester

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'