Milker Gifts

No guessed needed to work out what her favourite hobby is?

'Sorry, Bessy, cold hands.'

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"They’re real."

A Tit for Tat.

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Pull the udder one

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Cow and Milk

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Records?

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .