Milker Gifts

No guessed needed to work out what her favourite hobby is?

'Sorry, Bessy, cold hands.'

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

A Tit for Tat.

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Pull the udder one

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Cow and Milk

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Records?

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'