Milk Gifts

'Lazy,'

'I had a tough childhood. I was abandoned on a doorstep.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

"I want to have a relationship, but can't figure out what to do to make myself an attractive date. Should I defat, skim, try ultrafiltration lactose reduction?"

'Skim milk.'

'That's it now, Mrs. Baines - see you in the New Year!'

Milk

"Bob! Bob! A new milk bar has opened in town. They sell cow, goat, sheep, camel, buffalo and yak milk!"

"It's not for me, it's for Santa..."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Ice Cream Surgeon

What the Doctor Ordered

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

You're the puff in my pastry!