Drinking Milk Gifts

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

Milk sideburns

"It's all about the milk."

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Selling lemon latt�

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Now I really hate poetry."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Bacchus.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."