Militiaman Gifts

Soldiers.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'