Militiaman Prints

Soldiers.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'