Military Foodie Gifts

He's in trouble. He's in charge of the mess halls abroad, and there have been lots of complaints that the food is too spicy. He oversees the overseas over-seasoning.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Chili again?'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Mess Hall. The new recruit was assigned to kitchen duty. We have a private chef!

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

Billards.

Grenadiers

"I can't heeear you!"

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

Relies on Radar

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

'Is it tank top season already, General?'

Military Cupid

'Our bugler is sick with the flu.'

"Are you sure these are regulation? It's for a lieutenant stationed at 90 Church Street."

'When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant put the take out in the microwave!'