Military Enthusiast With A Taste For Hot Dogs Gifts

Hot dog vendor with military-style equipment.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Vladimir Putin.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable