Military Enthusiast With A Taste For Hot Dogs Gifts

Hot dog vendor with military-style equipment.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"Make me one with everything!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Michael Caine

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

We Don't Know Much

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'