Military Food Lover Gifts

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Chili again?'

Men talking about the boots of the period

Ad Valorem

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

Billards.

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

21 Bun Salute.

Acme Rubber Band Co.

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

Hit Or Missler Gun

Silhouttes

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

'His daughter married a civilian!'

"Don't panic. It's one of ours!"

"Looks like some kinda sleeper cell."

"Grow!"

Military Cupid

He's in trouble. He's in charge of the mess halls abroad, and there have been lots of complaints that the food is too spicy. He oversees the overseas over-seasoning.

'What is higher than an admiral?'

'Soldier, we don't discuss Murphy's Law and the War on Terror in the same breath around here!'

"The Intelligence bureau has informed me that there´s a spy amongst us."

'I already have the helmet, so I'm thinking of enlisting in the Army.'

'Everybody...keep quiet and stay away from the windows - it's a Jehovah's Witness!'

'...Those damn drones have been giving us a bad name.'

"first Sergeant, are you certain that I can't perform my jon from my home?"