Army Foodie Gifts

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'Chili again?'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Mess Hall. The new recruit was assigned to kitchen duty. We have a private chef!

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

First Responders - Second Responders.

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

Pizza Fencing

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

'My compliments to the chef - I'm gonna be sick and won't have to pull latrine duty today.'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

Firemen rescue mushrooms and pepperoni with a pizza.

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'