Army Cook Gifts

Cook medal.

'My compliments to the chef - I'm gonna be sick and won't have to pull latrine duty today.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"You do like octopus?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Hungry child

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Cookbooks

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Children's Feast.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Beach Barbecue

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Needs salt!'