Army Cook Pillows

Cook medal.

'My compliments to the chef - I'm gonna be sick and won't have to pull latrine duty today.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Counting ribs

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"You do like octopus?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

A heart shaped cake

Hungry child

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Children's Feast.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Beach Barbecue

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Cookbooks

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'