Military Foodie Mugs

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Chili again?'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

Billards.

Grenadiers

"I can't heeear you!"

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

Relies on Radar

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

'Is it tank top season already, General?'

"Are you sure these are regulation? It's for a lieutenant stationed at 90 Church Street."

Military Cupid

'Our bugler is sick with the flu.'

'When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant put the take out in the microwave!'

'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'