Military Meal Mastermind Mugs

Mess Hall. The new recruit was assigned to kitchen duty. We have a private chef!

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Kitchen Kapers

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Chili again?'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool."

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

"Surprise me."

Obama Sells Out to Both Sides in Syria

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

Avram Grant, Premier League Manager.

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'So this is what you meant when you promised to take me out for a 'three course meal'!'

No-one said it was for military use.

'Crowley has a black belt in bombing.'

He's in trouble. He's in charge of the mess halls abroad, and there have been lots of complaints that the food is too spicy. He oversees the overseas over-seasoning.

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

"Baldo, you promised to never bring up the subject of buying a car during mealtime."

"In the kitchen preparation is everything. Here's one I prepared earlier, & here's one I prepared even earlier."

Brian Clough