Military Meal Mastermind Pillows

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Kitchen Kapers

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Chili again?'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool."

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

"Surprise me."

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

'So this is what you meant when you promised to take me out for a 'three course meal'!'

No-one said it was for military use.

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

"Baldo, you promised to never bring up the subject of buying a car during mealtime."

'Crowley has a black belt in bombing.'

"In the kitchen preparation is everything. Here's one I prepared earlier, & here's one I prepared even earlier."

'There we were, completly cut off, and me with only one sack of flour, 3 eggs and a can of beans...'