Military Campaigns Gifts

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The Russian Election.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

George Papandreou.

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

The Thinker

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Invade/Fail/Deny

Aggression/Security

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Elections in the USA

Power/Expenditures

Pollster

Obama of Oz.

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"