Military Campaigns T-Shirts

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

The Russian Election.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

Aggression/Security

The Thinker

George Papandreou.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Invade/Fail/Deny

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Split Decision

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Pollster

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Elections in the USA

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Obama of Oz.

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Who's the Rogue State?