Military Operations T-Shirts

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Save the World - Save Your Credit Rating

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.