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"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Go! Means NOW!

Green Balloon

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"