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'Alright, he's in position, release the counter attack.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

Joan of Arch

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Really big bang

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

"...and this one is from my wife because I used two squirts of washing up liquid instead of three."

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Natural bomb

"Worst case of projectile dysfunction I've ever seen!"

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

The Boche Catcher

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

The Order for War is Given by Picrochole. (Rabelais).

"It's an ankle monitor -- I didn't read the fine print in the pre-nup."