Military Campaign Comic Gifts

'Alright, he's in position, release the counter attack.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

Joan of Arch

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

Really big bang

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

"...and this one is from my wife because I used two squirts of washing up liquid instead of three."

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'Sorry general, but this is a four star restaurant.'

The Boche Catcher

To recap: Last week, Rudy attended the Sadie Cohen's Attitude Adjustment and Rapid Response Training Seminar. In case you missed it, a flashback. Drop and give me 20 highly-personal insults. Drop? You call yourself a lady? No, wait, what? But then magic happened. Drop, and give me … Pipe down, bearded lady. Rudy Shock Jock is in the house!

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

"Worst case of projectile dysfunction I've ever seen!"

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy....

Natural bomb

Paratrooper

'Do you promise to have and to hold her, longer than the PS3?'

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

'Wilmot, you're a disgrace to the uniform!'

'I never forget the launch code. It's the same as my account number at Blockbuster.'

It's funny how often a person with a project at a complete standstill will describe it as a work in "progress."