Milestone Trip Gifts

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Pilot with champagne.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Woman crying with happiness.

Pearly King and Queen

'Guess what? I won again.'

Deadline

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Jumping Man

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Graduate of 2021

Proud Mum.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

We are here!

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

Even you forgot my anniversary. Rudy Park, 20 years. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Really. Did everyone forget? Everyone! Not a card, not an email, not a singing telegram, not an instant message or tweet in Rudy's honor. Nothing telling us that this fine feature has: 1. Made America a better place, 2. Led to the dissolution of hatred and vice, 3. Had similar positive effects on you as a high-fiber diet. Uncle Mort, please don't get all mushy. I hate when my sweet little nephew is hurting. Come here a

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'