Memorable Trip Gifts

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

I love Museum Shops

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"1971... 2015..."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Remembering His Marbles

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Wrong Way.

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"I can't remember where we're going."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

"They're bobbleheads."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Remember toothache!!!"

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Remember trying to impress me with your wine knowledge - you didn't know which end the wine came out of.'

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."