Travel Memories Gifts

I love Museum Shops

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Snake Charming

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Animal immigration

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Loved Jamaica!"

"Looks like we'll be going on holiday on our own this year."

Tourists

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"We met in the Galapagos."

'At last! Your boomerang has finally returned.'

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

"Smile!"

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

American man on holiday

"Day 573 of the project: Let's just say there are many, many, many, many ants and leave it at that."

Last chance to tell your bomb joke

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

"Stop complaining! I told you it would be a long trip, but you insisted on coming!"

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

"That's the one that got lost on our trip to Miami in 1997.'

'Our romance began with a security pat down at the airport.'

Welcome to the UK - Sorry for any inconvenience

"I miss not being on the road."