Travel Memory Gifts

"Smile!"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

I love Museum Shops

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"1971... 2015..."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Remembering His Marbles

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

"I can't remember where we're going."

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

A hand reaching frantically out a lavatory door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away.

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

Backpacker

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'...On, no, more feral stories.'