Memorable Trip T-Shirts

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

I love Museum Shops

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"1971... 2015..."

Remembering His Marbles

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Wrong Way.

"I can't remember where we're going."

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'...On, no, more feral stories.'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'Remember trying to impress me with your wine knowledge - you didn't know which end the wine came out of.'

"They're bobbleheads."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

Useless-memory lane