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'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Pull the udder one

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

The Bare Minimum

Important Muscles.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Michail Glinka

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Prince

Giuseppe Verdi

Ah Ha!

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

The weight of winning gold.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'