Mild Survivalists Gifts

"Well, at least we're marooned in a muzak-free environment."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Arf! Arf!'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"We've got a problem."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??