Midnight Tanning Maverick Gifts

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker chopper shopper

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Gym/Tan/Donut

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Parkour Breakfast

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"The Vesparados"

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"What was she thinking?!?"

Waco violence

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Biking Granny.

'Medium well, please.'