Midnight Crisis Manager Pillows

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Emergency Firebreaker

USA Putting Out Fires

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Hook them with a crisis.

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center