Computer Crisis Manager Pillows

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

Colin had his own way of dealing with a computer malfunction

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'I see everyone got the memo.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Crisis'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

Save the world together

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Emergency Firebreaker

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

More Money for Greece.

"My God, now what?"

Tsipras and Merkel

USA Putting Out Fires

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."