Computer Crisis Combatant Pillows

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Wringing the Monitor

Trying to switch on the computer.

The Importance of Data Backup.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

Computer frustration

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

Computer Confusion

Colin had his own way of dealing with a computer malfunction

Cyber War

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

"Now I'm afraid."

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

Computer fight.

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"It's a new program that deploys an airbag whenever your computer crashes."

"Tech support say I should switch it off, leave the building and never come back!"

'Computer crashed again, Martin?'

"Every password I've ever had."

"Say that again. I open what? Then click on what? Then type in what? Then save to what. . . ?"

"We've stored too many passwords in it. It's going to explode! Run!"