It Crisis Manager Pillows

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I see everyone got the memo.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

'Crisis'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Save the world together

Emergency Firebreaker

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

Tsipras and Merkel

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"My God, now what?"

USA Putting Out Fires

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

More Money for Greece.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"