Night Manager Pillows

Spy Lotto

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Bloody hell!"

Dance.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"I wouldn't have any trouble staying awake. I just came out of hibernation."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Club insecurity.

"Smite him, my son!"

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

And on facilitation...

"Well, the drought is over."

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"And last but not least, organizational psychologist Ron Haynes, who limits my switching of guitars to at least every other song."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Energy Bills

'Actually, I'm not looking for a bouncer. I'm looking for somebody to throw customers in.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'