Night Manager Pillows

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Bloody hell!"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Dance.

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"I wouldn't have any trouble staying awake. I just came out of hibernation."

Club insecurity.

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"Smite him, my son!"

And on facilitation...

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

"I think I just won Best Director!"

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Well, the drought is over."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"And last but not least, organizational psychologist Ron Haynes, who limits my switching of guitars to at least every other song."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

Energy Bills

'Actually, I'm not looking for a bouncer. I'm looking for somebody to throw customers in.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

Duel Fuel?

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'