Midnight Meower Manager Pillows

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Michael, do your dinner."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

What if cats talked dirty...

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cat yoga

"Meow!"

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Just say no.

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"Boy, the cats sure are meowing today."

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'