Morning Manager Pillows

'We need another bathroom.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Alarmistclock

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Rooster

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Give us a minute, honey."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

'I like waking to music!'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Just Because it's Tuesday

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.