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"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Emergency Firebreaker

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

USA Putting Out Fires

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

Hook them with a crisis.

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"Appears to be some kind of unscheduled event. Better conference me in with legal."

"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center