Midnight Caller T-Shirts

'Hello...Dr Smith...this is...Fred Yomp's computer...'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Midnight Basketball

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Bedside Manna.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Game Addiction

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'You were up four times last night.'

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

Diet Enforcer

'That's not the reaction I'm expecting when I yell bloody-murder in the middle of the night!'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

"Relax! The poor thing is only taking a breather on his way south!"

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"