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Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I made you a mixtape."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Man, times have changed.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Tamagotchi paralysis.

You had me at vintage.