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Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Grandma's caf

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Liam Gallagher.

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"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

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